I haven't given the zipper a go yet because I've been mentally dead when I get home at night. Summer hours, 90-degree weather, and 2 golf tournaments in 6 days will do that to you.
Friday was a memorial tournament for my sister's boyfriends dad, and last night was the F-No State soiree. My most stellar moment of either event was nailing a 30 foot putt. Or this shot:
While this did nothing to help the team, it was the only 150-yard drive I managed to get off the ground and the sucker lodged in a dead stump just to the right of the fairway. I was not about to go retrieve it because I had been warned by Matt "not to go in the high grass without a club [because of Rattlesnakes]". I was not about to do battle with a poisonious snake. So there it sits.
Speaking of snakes, my sister and I did manage to (accidently!) run one over with our golf cart. Um yes, I will never be playing out there again (HI! TOTAL paralyzing fear of snakes over here!) We screamed louder than should have been legal on a golf course.
So to sum this up: 1) No knitting due to mental incapacity 2) I really need to work on teeing off and 3) I hate snakes.
The end.
4 comments:
I have a paralyzing fear of snakes, too. Whenever I see one on a movie screen or on TV, I can't keep my feet on the ground. What if there really IS a snake down there and it slithers around my legs?!?! Ew!!! I know, it's totally unreasonable, but in my mind it's totally possible. I HATE snakes like nothing else.
-Molly
You ran over a snake? Where the hell is that golf course? You should be able to enjoy the day without fearing for your life, right?!?!
Yikes - that sounds like a golf course that should be in a horror movie or something.
That ball adds so much character to the tree stump! Good job leaving it there!:)
congrats on making a 30 footer!
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